i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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