when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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