that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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