Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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