I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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