Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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