Fine. I'll sleep in my office
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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