next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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