Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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