On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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