One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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