as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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