He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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