U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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