I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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