White coat. Heels.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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