people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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