The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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