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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(713): View more from Texas

splinters make it hard to masturbate

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.

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I'm dying.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there

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(573): View more from Missouri

Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown

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