Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize