oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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