I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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