We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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