butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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