Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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