So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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