i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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