I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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