Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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