we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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