Do you still have your period?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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