Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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