So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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