Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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