why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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