I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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