but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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