Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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