Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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