It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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