Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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