Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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