bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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