On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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