Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
How external is "for external use only"?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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