it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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