Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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