Sry I called you an 8
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You ate ashes out of my bong
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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