I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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