let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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