he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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