i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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