hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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