Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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