Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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